Bizarre (1970)

Bizarre 1970 A brainy sex flick with a sense of humor, the film begins with a narratormummy who guides us through a number of vignettes promising to show what some of us go through in the pursuit of sexual pleasure Theres a fabulous ten minute opening, where the half naked go go dancers have vegetables thrown at them One of the tales features a female photographer who tortures a male model Another has a female burglar Cathy Howard caught by the house owner The craziest involves a nerd hiring a blond call girl Sue Bond in pursuit of a menage a trois with his pet lizard and theres a endearing misadventure with secret agent Lindy Leigh Maria Frost who does topless safecracking